One of the things I haven't mentioned but I will now (ahem....clearing throat....announcement) is that I am soon to have an operation!!! Oh happy happy joy joy!
It's minor, I will be back to work in 2 days, and I will finally be able to be rid of anemia. Sure, you want to know EVERY DETAIL of what's going to be done to me!!!! Uh, right.....OK if you really do want to know, then google "endometrial ablation". I don't want to go into all the details. I will also have (weee!) tubal ligation. Yes, I have finally decided I won't have more kids, and I am tired of being tired and tired of my body not ever having enough blood to LIVE.
Most of the women on my mom's side have had ISSUES. Well, Eve's curse runs strong in our line. Darn that Eve! Why couldn't she have left the apple alone! Let Adam eat it. Then we women would be perfect and Adam would have to live in his mortal shame while we tended awesome gardens and....oh, what the heck. What's a beautiful garden like Eden without a halfway decent buff-looking gardener to look at. Even one with eleven ribs. LOL
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