In case the word hasn't reached you already...then you can take this one-question quiz. If you answer correctly, then you have the correct newsflash.

1. Dan and Tracy are very soon going to:

a. sell all their houses and move to Tibet.
b. auction their kidneys on e-bay.
c. run for president and vice president, in whichever order.
d. have a microhuman.

If you answered D, you are correct. They are INDEED cooking a bun in the oven!!!! Bake at 98.6F for 270 days.